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"Care for a cup of coffee?"

"Sure"

"Pick a place"

"Well....I don't really know."

"Ok. May I?"

"Please"

"How about Cinnamon?"

"Hmmm. Don't really like the music there"

"Mocha?"

"Isn't it a crampy little place where they smoke hukkah?"

"Caramel?"

"You mean the Cappucchino Only place?"

"Mmmm"

"Hey! I know this place near St.Linnet street. It's called Coffees and TV. My favorite! Let's go!"

"Huh?!!"

 

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